How many colors

By: Ronald P. Digiorno

“Orange,” telemarketer Jospeh Reynolds said.

There are may colors out there, and the world has lots to offer regarding color choices. If anyone wants a favorite color, all that person has to do is look around with their eyes and pick one. Not only is it free, it’s also legal! Like taking candy from a child!

Many people will ask others what their favorite color is, but they never ask why their favourite color is.

“My favourite color is sky blue. When I was a baby, the first color I saw was that blue — it was the color of the doctor’s garb. I thought he was my dad,” gardener Jack Coop said.

“My favorite color is iridescent,” retiree Mike P. Stomach said. Why? “Because in third grade Mr. Thomas asked me what eraser I wanted for my birthday, and he didn’t have the color I wanted. I have never seen an iridescent color,” Stomach said.

Tax accountant Michelle Excel said. “My favorite color is blue. I see sky every day, and the sky is blue.”

“Black is my favorite color. It’s super powerful from the perspective of visual stimulation. It overpowers all the other colors,” weightlifter/aspiring physical trainer Cesar Avocado said. Avocado also mentioned that you can get 25% off his new protein shake mix with the coupon code “ALPHA”.

Engineering professor Carl Mann, when asked about his favorite color said, “Green. Probably a grass green.”

“I don’t have a favorite color. I feel like all of the colors give me different emotional responses, and that none of them are better than the others. And I don’t have a favorite because I find it meaningless and superficial to have a favorite color. I like the nice contrast of black and white because it has good contrast and it’s BOLD,” fashion blogger Timmy Scott said.

Research shows that one’s favorite color reflects their personality, according to Santiago Doorknob, a recently-divorced 36-year-old.

“If you like the color purple,” Doorknob said, “And if you are named Lauren Doorknob, then you should come back right now and love me. I miss you so much. I can’t believe you left. You are a terrible woman but I just need you in my life. Please, Lauren. This is a cry for help. Please answer my calls.”